Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend
To be here with me just like my friend or more
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
It’s 5 A.m., I can only call my  my ex-boyfriend, they’re not too mean but they are too far for it,
Sex. Sex, sex, sex!
So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying
“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends? I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend? You’ll never employ cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.”
My ex boyfriends!
No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I omitted your name, c’se anyway, you’re big enough to know
It’s all about you, It’s about you